Tuesday, December 6, 2016
BREAKING NEWS! WHY BUHARI IS DELAYING THE 2017 BUDGET......
Buhari presents 2017 Budget to joint NASS session Wednesday next week
ABUJA- PRESIDENT Muhammadu Buhari will on Wednesday next week present before a joint session of the Senate and House of Representatives.
In a letter read by Senate President Bukola Saraki at plenary session Tuesday, President Buhari said that
the 2017 budget proposal would lead Nigeria out of recession.
According to him, the event which will take place wednesday, 14th December, 2016, is slated for 10am.
Buhari’s letter reads: “I crave the kind indulgence of the National Assembly to grant me the slot of 1000 hours on Wednesday, the 14th of December, 2016 to formally address a joint session of the National Assembly on the 2017 budget proposal and our plans to get the country out of recession.
“Please extend Mr Senate President, the assurances of my highest regards to the distinguished senators, as I look forward to addressing the joint session.”
EXPOSED!___HOW MMM TRULY WORKS....A MUST READ!
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM. The world of Monkeys!
Sunday Akoji
Brought to you by Ejyke@derealnews
Please share for others to learn.....
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM. The world of Monkeys!
Sunday Akoji
Brought to you by Ejyke@derealnews
Please share for others to learn.....
Sunday, December 4, 2016
How Sanusi got it wrong with Buhari
The Presidency on Saturday said the Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi II, did not have the facts on the issues over which he criticised President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration.
Sanusi had, on Friday, said the Buhari administration lacked the right policies to fix Nigeria’s economy, even as he warned of grave consequences of borrowing $30bn from external sources.
He had stated that even if the Senate approved the loan, no foreign nation or financial institution would be willing to accede to the country’s loan request.
But the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, said, “With every respect to the Emir, you know he is my ruler, because I come from Kano.
“He doesn’t have his facts as far as those issues are concerned. The issue in CBN, that government has overdrawn its Central Consolidated Account is true, but it is within limits.”
PUNCH.
Sanusi had, on Friday, said the Buhari administration lacked the right policies to fix Nigeria’s economy, even as he warned of grave consequences of borrowing $30bn from external sources.
He had stated that even if the Senate approved the loan, no foreign nation or financial institution would be willing to accede to the country’s loan request.
But the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, said, “With every respect to the Emir, you know he is my ruler, because I come from Kano.
“He doesn’t have his facts as far as those issues are concerned. The issue in CBN, that government has overdrawn its Central Consolidated Account is true, but it is within limits.”
PUNCH.
AWCON 2016___How Desire Oparanozie gave buhari and Nigeria a good Christmas gift
President Muhammadu Buhari has congratulated Nigeria’s Super Falcons on their victory over the senior female football team of Cameroon at the final game of the women’s Africa Cup of Nations in Yaounde.
The President described the hard-earned victory over the Indomitable Lionesses as “very sweet and well-deserved”.
In a statement issued by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr Femi Adesina, Buhari commended the Falcons for their “indomitable spirit, resilience and team work” which spurred them to victory in spite of a vociferous home crowd.
President Buhari noted that the Nigerian team achieved “this feat of being African champions for the 8th time”.
Nigeria’s Super Falcons won the 2016 Women’s Africa Cup of Nations (AWCON) for the eighth time after beating Cameroon 1 – 0 to retain AWCON title.
According to him, this development has lifted the spirits of sports-loving Nigerians.
He enjoined other Nigerian sports men and women to emulate the exemplary attitude of the Super Falcons who placed the interest of the nation above personal interests,
The President assured that the Federal Government would not relent in doing its best to promote sports within available resources.
President Buhari also saluted the technical competence of the coaching crew, which enabled the Nigerian players to overcome their hard-fighting opponents throughout the competition.
The Super Falcons defeated hosts Indomitable Lionesses of Cameroon 1-0 with a Desire Oparanozie’s 84th minute goal, to win the 10th women’s Africa Cup of Nations for their 8th continental title.
Vanguard.
SPEAKER DOGARA UNDER FIRE FROM THE STATE EXECUTIVE___LOCAL GOVT. JOINT ACCOUNT ILLEGAL
Speaker of the House of Representatives, Rt. Hon. Yakubu Dogara, in this interview, lists measures to secure independence for local governments which, according to him, are being emasculated by state governments across the country.
Q.In your estimation, is local government administration on course in Nigeria?
As far as I am concerned, I do think that the issue of local government administration, especially how effectively they are run, should not just be left to any authority or person.
A. If I were to answer your question straight forward, I will tell you that it is not working and the reason is very simple. All the local governments in the country are specified in the First Schedule of the 1999 Constitution. The work they do is as specified in the Fourth Schedule of the Constitution. But above that, Section 7 of the Constitution is very instructive, it talks about the system of local government being democratically elected,
it is guaranteed under the 1999 Constitution, so if we start from Section 7 of the Constitution, how many local governments will you say have executives that were democratically elected? How many of those councils do you see are performing the responsibilities assigned to them under the 4th Schedule of the 1999 Constitution? The answer is quite obvious, and it is a system in crisis. Since 1999 when we had this latest advent of politics, I don’t want to go back to the days of military regime, you will attest to the fact that there is hardly any local government that has lived up to its constitutional mandate and the reasons are quite obvious.
I guess the reason might be that the local government administration is groaning under interference from the state governments.
You are quite right. I will say really that it is by design of the Constitution. The Constitution makers, those who drafted the 1999 Constitution actually muddled up a lot of things with regards to running of local governments. I do not know what model they adopted really because when you look at the federations across the world, nations that are described as federal republics like Brazil, for instance, India, the United States, there appears to be a model that they are following but I don’t know what model the framers of the 1999 Constitution wanted to promote in Nigeria.
Now, you talked about independence of local government councils in Nigeria. I don’t know whether it is achievable, whether we should talk about semi-autonomy or some kind of semi- independence. Because when you are talking about independence of local government councils such as is practiced in India, the United States of America and Brazil, they have a democratically elected council, a democratically elected council legislature, you have even council courts, you have council police, you have councils that are directly in charge of recruiting their personnel and disciplining them, you have councils that are in charge of resources that come into the council and appropriate them because they have legislators.
The chairmen operate as the executive and they can be impeached if they go against the rules and so, they are completely independent and they deliver on the mandates given to them. But in Nigeria, that was not the model that was promoted by the framers of the 1999 Constitution when they talked about things like joint accounts for instance.
And the governor will sit in the state executive meeting and come up with a resolution that they have sacked an elected council executive and then appoint council caretaker committee. To be candid, that is gross violation of the Constitution. I don’t know if the framers were able to anticipate that their may likely be the situation that most of the governors will violate the powers that were assigned to the states with respect to local governments under the Constitution.
That has become the norm, rather than the exception, where majority of the councils in Nigeria, even as we speak in this era of change and the promise APC made, you will be surprised that majority of the area councils are run by caretaker councils and there is no where in the Constitution where caretaker is mentioned. So, I don’t know what kind of democracy we are practicing, the Constitution is very clear as to how these things should be done but, unfortunately, some of them, in their wisdom, have constituted themselves as middle men in the chain. They block the flow of the powers conferred by the Constitution, and incidentally, nothing is done at the level where decisions or punitive measures taken against such unwholesome decisions directly at disobeying two crystal clear provisions of the Constitution. Nothing is done.
So that has become the bane of local government administration in Nigeria. I agree with you totally, there is lack of independence because they are subsumed in the control of the state executive that things appear not to be flowing.
As a matter of fact, joint account is one of the biggest evils because it gives the authority to local government ministries in the states. In most states, especially in the North where we don’t have oil and co, the ministry of local government in the state is regarded as the ministry of petroleum resources. So we all know when funds are allocated to the councils. Instead of getting to the councils, they are hijacked at that level and appropriated according to the whims of the powers-that-be.
What is the House doing, therefore, to sanitize this tier of government?
You will note that all the issues we have been discussing about are constitutional issues. And you know under the Constitution we have powers. Governmental powers are carved and shared horizontally and vertically and then, it is only the vertical powers that we have under the Constitution, what is known as the concurrent list, there is the exclusive list and the residual list which goes to the state assemblies. If you look at it, part of the confusion we run into is the local government system under the Constitution that we practice now is, by and large, subject of laws passed by the state assemblies and not the National Assembly. The only way we can rescue the local government system in Nigeria is by introducing amendments to the Constitution and that is what we are trying to do. We attempted it in the 6th Assembly but most of the critical aspects of what we are talking about here did not scale 2/3rd votes from all the state assemblies in Nigeria.
In the 7th Assembly, however, this issue of autonomy, financial autonomy of local government got endorsement of 20 state assemblies but, unfortunately, we needed 2/3rd, so we were short of four. So, it means that even if the President had assented to the Bill on constitution amendment, that aspect wouldn’t have scaled through. Now, the problem is this: We will have to make the local government system a bit independent.
I am not saying absolute independence because we may not achieve that since ours is a strong federation. It is not a weak federation like what you have in the United States where councils and states join money and then appropriate it and pay royalties in taxes to the Federal Government. So. What we can therefore do is to make sure that in the spirit of the Constitution, the local government administration is democratically elected to ensure that, by the provision of the Constitution, any local government that is not democratically constituted will not have access to funding from the federation account.
That was the problem we had. There was this issue of Lagos creating more councils and then President Obasanjo decided to deny them allocation from the federation account before the court now said ‘you are just a trustee, you can’t do that’. As a matter of fact, the money does not belong to the Federal Government. So, we must cure that.
But, unfortunately, the court did not provide a remedy, even though there is a remedy inherent in the Constitution itself. But the problem is that it is not working. For instance, if a state government insists on running the affairs of the local governments on caretaker administration when the Constitution is insisting on democratically elected that amounts to serious violation of the Constitution, which, in itself, is one of the biggest grounds for impeachment. Impeachment when they say gross misconduct is violation of the provisions of the Constitution. How many governors have been impeached in practical terms, when they appear to have the state assemblies in their pockets?
In addition to that, we want to ensure that local governments have financial autonomy. Each local government council will maintain an accountant with the accountant-general of the federation where monies due to it will directly be paid.
That, of course, means that the issue of joint account is eliminated. Now, in the course of the President’s inaugural speech, he devoted a substantial time talking about local government administration in Nigeria and he talked about the injustice perpetrated by the joint account. And he did say, if I remember very well, that he will not have kept his trust with the Nigerian people if he allowed others who are under his watch to abuse their own trust.
So, he clearly stated that something is going to be done about this but, as long as we don’t achieve those three vital things, even if it means the state and the state assemblies will still have to exercise some form of legislative control over the area councils, the Constitution has to be very clear on how local government council executives are composed, for instance by election , the legislature is composed by election, and that they have financial autonomy. Now, that heals a lot of things.
That therefore means that no state exco can just sit and decide to suspend the chairman or even a councillor. It will not work again. It means that if a council chairman misbehaves, it will not fall within the province of the council legislature to either suspend him, impeach him or whatever measures they will adopt. So that frees the local government council under the control of most of the state governors.
And to be able to achieve this, our thinking was to say even the council legislature should even legislate more for the area council. But you know, we live in a political environment, with the dynamics of politics, not all actors are rational and if these proposals were to go to the state assemblies for ratification that we need 2/3rd of to become law, if they know you are stripping them of powers, the tendency is that, self preservation is the first law of the species, they will want to say we will not deprive ourselves of this power. So, we don’t want to take it at that level first, but free them of control of state governors. Let them have these three areas in which they are independent. Maybe there will be a discussion about absolute independence later after these ones have been taken for the councils. That is key.
Why has it been difficult for state assemblies to stop governors from emasculating the LGAs?
For the state legislature to be able to perform, they will need some level of insulation. If they are not insulated, especially from financial pressure, there is no way they can do well. I remember in the 6th Assembly too, the constitutional amendment which we actually passed into law contained a clause for financial autonomy for state assemblies but, apparently, to some of the actors then, speakers of state houses of assembly, said it wasn’t the intention of the framers of the Constitution to give them autonomy.
That they didn’t want it, but they gave us that autonomy in the National Assembly. Federal legislators, they said okay, we can have that autonomy but they didn’t want it at the level of the state, so it failed. And as long as they don’t have that financial autonomy at that level, so many things will continue to be wrong at the level of the state and at the local government because they won’t have the capacity, really, truly speaking, to be able to oversight, superintend on matters affecting the state in the area councils.
So, it is a combination of the two, the three lines of intervention with respect to local councils that we talked about and then the financial autonomy for the state legislature so that if the governor’s think, for instance, that they are misbehaving, and then they decide they will punish them by withholding funds. But once they are sufficiently independent, they don’t need much intervention from the state to be able to run. I believe that those key components are vital. But the overall importance of effective local government administration is something that we will talk about later.
I think the situation is even worse now with caretaker committees all over the whole country. I think it is not a problem that the House of Representatives can easily solve. So we just leave that one for now.
Let us talk about the state independent electoral commissions.
Q. Do you think SIECs can pass credibility test? I am asking this because hardly can you see opposition win if SIECs conduct elections in states.
A. When you talk about hardly do opposition win in the states. I don’t know of any state where that is a reality. Even if appears to be a reality, maybe it is an arrangement to just put one or two so that they can decorate the process with a political gown of democracy to say that it was actually competitive but I don’t think throughout the history of local government elections since 1999 when the state electoral commission took charge, that has ever been a situation where any credible election was conducted in any state. The point is this, he who pays the piper, they say, dictates the tune.
The state independent electoral commissions, the head of those agencies are appointed by the state governors. In one of the states, I think in my state, in the last administration, it was even the political adviser to the governor that later became the chairman of the state independent electoral commission. I don’t know how independent those commissions are. The truth is they will never work democratically.
Q. Have you thought of the attendant problems of local government autonomy? Do you think the present local government administration councils can handle autonomy?
A. Like I said, once you feed the resources and they have the right personnel manning the local governments, I’m assured that a lot of things will change. It is not going to be like before. If you go to area councils now, how many sound people are willing to run for elections to be councillors, for instance, or local government chairman? So once the pool of leadership improves, there will be sanity, they will build on those things to ensure that there is development takes place and we are a better nation on account of that.
Q. Don’t you think that all laws that place councils under the control of the House of Assembly should be amended or repealed? For instance, National Assembly does not legislate for states. Must states continue to legislate for local government?
A. I talked about that and my take on that as you know, I did say that we are politicians and we live in a political environment and not all actors in a political environment are rational. So, the thinking is that the most appropriate thing to do in the circumstance will be to say okay, we are going to have total autonomy, totally independent local governments with dedicated legislative assemblies that are elected on their own, so they should be able to make laws for the effective running of their councils.
Now there will be state wide laws, the federal laws, the residents or even the councils are subject to the state wide laws and the federal laws but the basic things like you rightly pointed out, if we don’t legislate for the state, why should the state legislature legislate for councils?
But you know, I put it this way, I said if you were to send that proposal to states, because it dovetails an amendment to some provisions of the constitution and you need two thirds of legislature of states to pass, will that law pass?
And I did say self preservation is the first law of the species so the tendency is to say they are trying to strip us of our powers and nobody wants to lose power so they will vote against it. So what we should do is escalate the political, democratic composition of the council executive, the legislature, give them financial independence, then if it works very well, then we will get to a point where we will begin to say leave local government affairs solely in the hands of elected council legislatures, not even the state assemblies. But that, perhaps, is the discussion that will take place much later, not now. Certainly not now.
Q. Finally what effort will you tell Nigerians generally the House of Representatives is making with regards to local governments.
That is what we have been discussing. I talked about the fact that nothing will work in the area councils unless we are able to secure some kind of independence for them and that is what we are doing in the process of amending the Constitution. I talked about the fact that some of the defects are actually in the Constitution and not as an account of practice. So that is what we will be looking at. The aspect we will be looking at, I did say, is to ensure that all local government councils in Nigeria are democratically run, not run by caretaker councils appointed by the state executive. That is one big area that we are looking at.
The second area is democratically elected council legislators, not caretaker committees. So that they will be saddled with the responsibility of passing laws that will give the council the powers to effect all latitudes given to them under the 4th Schedule of the 1999 constitution. We talked about financial autonomy, which is the biggest. We want to guarantee that by ensuring that councils submit their respective account numbers to the federal government where money meant for them are paid directly without any intervening authority or third party all the chain so that council authorities and citizens that live in those local governments will know that this is what is coming.
The money is published every month so they know. And to be able to achieve this, I did talk about the state legislators needing some form of autonomy and we want to give them that. That will definitely be in the proposal that will be going out to them to vote on. We talked about ensuring democracy, credible elections at the third tier of government and we agreed, it was your suggestion actually, and I concurred that state independent electoral commissions have never worked and will never work. So our best bet is to make sure that they are eliminated.
Vanguard.
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Friday, December 2, 2016
HOW MMM NIGERIA MAY CRASH BY EARLY NEXT YEAR____FOUNDER REVEALED
The face behind the popular ponzi scheme
MMM which has been written off as a scam in Nigeria, has been revealed. According to reports from Pageone.ng, the face behind MMM Nigeria has been revealed to be one Ernest Chigozie Mbanefo, a South African-based pastor who was once with the Living Faith Church A.K.A Winners Chapel,
Pastor Ernest Chigozie Mbanefo is said to be the Nigerian MMM owner This revelation stems from the fact that Pastor Mbanefo who is the founder/senior pastor of the Justified Youth & Singles Ministry, owns the MMM-Nigeria.net domain, which was registered on June 7, 2016, T17:01:12Z. The ponzi scheme which reportedly has about 509, 021 members currently, was tracked to Mbanefo, after it was noticed that he made a one-year domain payment (meaning the domain will expire on 2017-06-07). Mbanefo was issued a ‘certificate of completion’ from the MMM Academy (signed by the owner, Sergei Mavrodi), for completing his MMM Guiders School, on July 15, 2016.
Pastor Mbanefo was issued an MMM certificate of completion Based on information from a site known as news.mmm-nigeria.net, Mbanefo has been hailed as the leader of the ponzi scheme, in Nigeria. They wrote: “MMM Nigeria Super Guider; Pastor Ernest Mbanefo, has been selflessly helping thousands of MMM Nigeria Participants whether or not they fall under his downline structure. The brain behind the MMM NIGERIA REVOLUTION operation has been working selflessly and tirelessly towards the education, information and proper guidance for the MMM Nigeria Community.” The website however does not state if he is putting up a front for the founder Mavrodi, or if he has complete claims on the scheme in Nigeria.
SOURCE: Pageone.ng
MMM which has been written off as a scam in Nigeria, has been revealed. According to reports from Pageone.ng, the face behind MMM Nigeria has been revealed to be one Ernest Chigozie Mbanefo, a South African-based pastor who was once with the Living Faith Church A.K.A Winners Chapel,
Pastor Ernest Chigozie Mbanefo is said to be the Nigerian MMM owner This revelation stems from the fact that Pastor Mbanefo who is the founder/senior pastor of the Justified Youth & Singles Ministry, owns the MMM-Nigeria.net domain, which was registered on June 7, 2016, T17:01:12Z. The ponzi scheme which reportedly has about 509, 021 members currently, was tracked to Mbanefo, after it was noticed that he made a one-year domain payment (meaning the domain will expire on 2017-06-07). Mbanefo was issued a ‘certificate of completion’ from the MMM Academy (signed by the owner, Sergei Mavrodi), for completing his MMM Guiders School, on July 15, 2016.
Pastor Mbanefo was issued an MMM certificate of completion Based on information from a site known as news.mmm-nigeria.net, Mbanefo has been hailed as the leader of the ponzi scheme, in Nigeria. They wrote: “MMM Nigeria Super Guider; Pastor Ernest Mbanefo, has been selflessly helping thousands of MMM Nigeria Participants whether or not they fall under his downline structure. The brain behind the MMM NIGERIA REVOLUTION operation has been working selflessly and tirelessly towards the education, information and proper guidance for the MMM Nigeria Community.” The website however does not state if he is putting up a front for the founder Mavrodi, or if he has complete claims on the scheme in Nigeria.
SOURCE: Pageone.ng
Thursday, December 1, 2016
WHY PRESIDENT BUHARI IS AGAINST HER DAUGHTER'S(ZARA) WEDDING; See his reasons.....
BUHARI FUMES AT DAUGHTER, SUSPENDS HER WEDDING
After anticipating the grand wedding ceremony of the daughter of president Muhammadu Buhari, Zahra, to son of businessman, Mohammed Indimi, which was scheduled for December 4, 2016, President Buhari has reportedly put the ceremony on hold indefinitely.
The postponement was on the insistence of President Muhammadu Buhari, who, according to State House sources, was uncomfortable with the attention his daughter’s wedding has received in the media, particularly with news of customized wedding boxes as gifts to Zahra costing a whopping N44m.
An introduction ceremony between both families had earlier held at the Aso Villa, Abuja on Friday, November 18, but the wedding programme itself, scheduled for Wednesday 30th November and Sunday 4th December, 2016, is supposed to be a low-key celebration as the President desires it to be a simple and an intimate ceremony to be attended by only close family and friends.
“But the whole media attention has changed everything now and the President is not happy,” our source said.
It was also gathered that the President has ordered that a security check be conducted on Ahmed and his source of stupendous wealth as he is also not comfortable with the groom’s father, Alhaji Mohammed Indimi’s perceived closeness to ex-President Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, IBB.
Former President Ibrahim Babangida is believed to be a long time godfather of billionaire Mohammed Indimi, and was against the emergence of Buhari in 2015
He is reported to have received about 30 customized LV (Louis Vuitton) boxes from the family of her husband-to-be, Ahmed Indimi.
The LV boxes have Zahra’s name customized as ZBI (Zara Buhari Indimi).
The LV bags which total about 30 and allegedly cost about £120, 000 (approximately N47,144,502, using the official rate of N392.87 to a pound) are said to have been delivered to Zahra in 30 exotic cars, according to reports.
In Northern Nigeria tradition, the groom’s family is expected to buy the boxes known as “kayan lefe” for the bride.
The boxes are usually loaded with diamond and gold jewelry, designer shoes, bags, super wax, laces, perfumes, designer underwear, cosmetics, jeans, tops and more.
The man can do from 1 to 50 boxes as a show of how rich and capable he is.
It is however “very unlikely that President Buhari may give his go ahead for the wedding in the near future,”
After anticipating the grand wedding ceremony of the daughter of president Muhammadu Buhari, Zahra, to son of businessman, Mohammed Indimi, which was scheduled for December 4, 2016, President Buhari has reportedly put the ceremony on hold indefinitely.
The postponement was on the insistence of President Muhammadu Buhari, who, according to State House sources, was uncomfortable with the attention his daughter’s wedding has received in the media, particularly with news of customized wedding boxes as gifts to Zahra costing a whopping N44m.
An introduction ceremony between both families had earlier held at the Aso Villa, Abuja on Friday, November 18, but the wedding programme itself, scheduled for Wednesday 30th November and Sunday 4th December, 2016, is supposed to be a low-key celebration as the President desires it to be a simple and an intimate ceremony to be attended by only close family and friends.
“But the whole media attention has changed everything now and the President is not happy,” our source said.
It was also gathered that the President has ordered that a security check be conducted on Ahmed and his source of stupendous wealth as he is also not comfortable with the groom’s father, Alhaji Mohammed Indimi’s perceived closeness to ex-President Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, IBB.
Former President Ibrahim Babangida is believed to be a long time godfather of billionaire Mohammed Indimi, and was against the emergence of Buhari in 2015
He is reported to have received about 30 customized LV (Louis Vuitton) boxes from the family of her husband-to-be, Ahmed Indimi.
The LV boxes have Zahra’s name customized as ZBI (Zara Buhari Indimi).
The LV bags which total about 30 and allegedly cost about £120, 000 (approximately N47,144,502, using the official rate of N392.87 to a pound) are said to have been delivered to Zahra in 30 exotic cars, according to reports.
In Northern Nigeria tradition, the groom’s family is expected to buy the boxes known as “kayan lefe” for the bride.
The boxes are usually loaded with diamond and gold jewelry, designer shoes, bags, super wax, laces, perfumes, designer underwear, cosmetics, jeans, tops and more.
The man can do from 1 to 50 boxes as a show of how rich and capable he is.
It is however “very unlikely that President Buhari may give his go ahead for the wedding in the near future,”
WHAT MOST AFRICAN INTELLECTUALS ARE DOING TO CAUSE POVERTY
THE LORDS OF POVERTY
This article was penned by Field Ruwe. He is a US-based Zambian media practitioner and author. He is a PhD candidate with a B.A. in Mass Communication and Journalism, and an M.A. in History.?
COULD THIS BE TRUE OF NIGERIA, TOO?
They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations. Africa is the trailblazer. Some still call it “the dark continent” for the light that flickers under the tunnel is not that of hope, but an approaching train. And because countless keep waiting in the way of the train, millions die and many more remain decapitated by the day.
“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it.”
Brawny, fully bald-headed, with intense, steely eyes, he was as cold as they come. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.
“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.
I told him mine with a precautious smile.
“Where are you from?” he asked.
“Zambia.”
“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.”
“Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”
“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”
My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker. Walter smiled, and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S.
“I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s,” he continued. “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.” He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”
“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.
“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the Cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”
“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”
He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”
Quett Masire’s name popped up.
“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”
At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.
“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.
From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.
“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia.”
I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia.”
He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your country. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get—Zambians, Africans, the entire Third World.”
The smile vanished from my face.
“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”
“There’s no difference.”
“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they were all done it was clear that 99.9% nucleotide bases were exactly the same in you and me. We are the same people. All white, Asian, Latino, and black people on this aircraft are the same.”
I gladly nodded.
“And yet I feel superior,” he smiled fatalistically. “Every white person on this plane feels superior to a black person. The white guy who picks up garbage, the homeless white trash on drugs, feels superior to you no matter his status or education. I can pick up a nincompoop from the New York streets, clean him up, and take him to Lusaka and you all be crowding around him chanting muzungu, muzungu and yet he’s a riffraff. Tell me why my angry friend.”
For a moment I was wordless.
“Please don’t blame it on slavery like the African Americans do or colonialism, or some psychological impact or some kind of stigmatization. And don’t give me the brainwash poppycock. Give me a better answer.”
I was thinking.
He continued. “Excuse what I am about to say. Please do not take offense.”
I felt a slap of blood rush to my head and prepared for the worst.
“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy,” he said. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are damn lazy, each one of you. It is you, and not those poor starving people, who is the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say,” I protested.
He was implacable. “Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones for sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the Zambian intellectuals? Are the Zambian engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher, or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years of independence your university school of engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”
I held my breath.
“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. They were at the Lusaka Golf Club, Lusaka Central Club, Lusaka Playhouse, and Lusaka Flying Club. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. Zambian intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking. We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”
He looked me in the eye.
“And you flying to Boston and all of you Zambians in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to your country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters are in Mtendere, Chawama, and in villages, all of them living in squalor. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own cure. You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that—PhD my foot!”
I was deflated.
“Wake up you all!” he exclaimed, attracting the attention of nearby passengers. “You should be busy lifting ideas, formulae, recipes, and diagrams from American manufacturing factories and sending them to your own factories. All those dissertation papers you compile should be your country’s treasure. Why do you think the Asians are a force to reckon with? They stole our ideas and turned them into their own. Look at Japan, China, India, just look at them.”
He paused. “The Bwana has spoken,” he said and grinned. “As long as you are dependent on my plane, I shall feel superior and you my friend shall remain inferior, how about that? The Chinese, Japanese, Indians, even Latinos are a notch better. You Africans are at the bottom of the totem pole.”
He tempered his voice. “Get over this white skin syndrome and begin to feel confident. Become innovative and make your own stuff for god’s sake.”
At 8 a.m. the plane touched down at Boston’s Logan International Airport. Walter reached for my hand.
“I know I was too strong, but I don’t give it a damn. I have been to Zambia and have seen too much poverty.” He pulled out a piece of paper and scribbled something. “Here, read this. It was written by a friend.”
He had written only the title: “Lords of Poverty.”
Thunderstruck, I had a sinking feeling. I watched Walter walk through the airport doors to a waiting car. He had left a huge dust devil twirling in my mind, stirring up sad memories of home. I could see Zambia’s literati—the cognoscente, intelligentsia, academics, highbrows, and scholars in the places he had mentioned guzzling and talking irrelevancies. I remembered some who have since passed—how they got the highest grades in mathematics and the sciences and attained the highest education on the planet. They had been to Harvard, Oxford, Yale, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), only to leave us with not a single invention or discovery. I knew some by name and drunk with them at the Lusaka Playhouse and Central Sports.
Walter is right. It is true that since independence we have failed to nurture creativity and collective orientations. We as a nation lack a workhorse mentality and behave like 13 million civil servants dependent on a government pay cheque. We believe that development is generated 8-to-5 behind a desk wearing a tie with our degrees hanging on the wall. Such a working environment does not offer the opportunity for fellowship, the excitement of competition, and the spectacle of innovative rituals.
But the intelligentsia is not solely, or even mainly, to blame. The larger failure is due to political circumstances over which they have had little control. The past governments failed to create an environment of possibility that fosters camaraderie, rewards innovative ideas and encourages resilience. KK, Chiluba, Mwanawasa, and Banda embraced orthodox ideas and therefore failed to offer many opportunities for drawing outside the line.
I believe King Cobra’s reset has been cast in the same faculties as those of his predecessors. If today I told him that we can build our own car, he would throw me out.
“Naupena? Fuma apa.” (Are you mad? Get out of here)
Knowing well that King Cobra will not embody innovation at Walter’s level let’s begin to look for a technologically active-positive leader who can succeed him after a term or two. That way we can make our own stone crushers, water filters, water pumps, razor blades, and harvesters. Let’s dream big and make tractors, cars, and planes, or, like Walter said, forever remain inferior.
A fundamental transformation of our country from what is essentially non-innovative to a strategic superior African country requires a bold risk-taking educated leader with a triumphalist attitude and we have one in YOU. Don’t be highly strung and feel insulted by Walter. Take a moment and think about our country. Our journey from 1964 has been marked by tears. It has been an emotionally overwhelming experience. Each one of us has lost a loved one to poverty, hunger, and disease. The number of graves is catching up with the population. It’s time to change our political culture. It’s time for Zambian intellectuals to cultivate an active-positive progressive movement that will change our lives forever. Don’t be afraid or dispirited, rise to the challenge and salvage the remainings of our life
Culled from ibikunle fayemi's wall
Brought to you by Ejyke @derealnews.blog
This article was penned by Field Ruwe. He is a US-based Zambian media practitioner and author. He is a PhD candidate with a B.A. in Mass Communication and Journalism, and an M.A. in History.?
COULD THIS BE TRUE OF NIGERIA, TOO?
They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations. Africa is the trailblazer. Some still call it “the dark continent” for the light that flickers under the tunnel is not that of hope, but an approaching train. And because countless keep waiting in the way of the train, millions die and many more remain decapitated by the day.
“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it.”
Brawny, fully bald-headed, with intense, steely eyes, he was as cold as they come. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.
“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.
I told him mine with a precautious smile.
“Where are you from?” he asked.
“Zambia.”
“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.”
“Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”
“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”
My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker. Walter smiled, and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S.
“I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s,” he continued. “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.” He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”
“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.
“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the Cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”
“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”
He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”
Quett Masire’s name popped up.
“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”
At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.
“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.
From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.
“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia.”
I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia.”
He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your country. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get—Zambians, Africans, the entire Third World.”
The smile vanished from my face.
“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”
“There’s no difference.”
“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they were all done it was clear that 99.9% nucleotide bases were exactly the same in you and me. We are the same people. All white, Asian, Latino, and black people on this aircraft are the same.”
I gladly nodded.
“And yet I feel superior,” he smiled fatalistically. “Every white person on this plane feels superior to a black person. The white guy who picks up garbage, the homeless white trash on drugs, feels superior to you no matter his status or education. I can pick up a nincompoop from the New York streets, clean him up, and take him to Lusaka and you all be crowding around him chanting muzungu, muzungu and yet he’s a riffraff. Tell me why my angry friend.”
For a moment I was wordless.
“Please don’t blame it on slavery like the African Americans do or colonialism, or some psychological impact or some kind of stigmatization. And don’t give me the brainwash poppycock. Give me a better answer.”
I was thinking.
He continued. “Excuse what I am about to say. Please do not take offense.”
I felt a slap of blood rush to my head and prepared for the worst.
“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy,” he said. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are damn lazy, each one of you. It is you, and not those poor starving people, who is the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say,” I protested.
He was implacable. “Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones for sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the Zambian intellectuals? Are the Zambian engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher, or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years of independence your university school of engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”
I held my breath.
“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. They were at the Lusaka Golf Club, Lusaka Central Club, Lusaka Playhouse, and Lusaka Flying Club. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. Zambian intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking. We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”
He looked me in the eye.
“And you flying to Boston and all of you Zambians in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to your country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters are in Mtendere, Chawama, and in villages, all of them living in squalor. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own cure. You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that—PhD my foot!”
I was deflated.
“Wake up you all!” he exclaimed, attracting the attention of nearby passengers. “You should be busy lifting ideas, formulae, recipes, and diagrams from American manufacturing factories and sending them to your own factories. All those dissertation papers you compile should be your country’s treasure. Why do you think the Asians are a force to reckon with? They stole our ideas and turned them into their own. Look at Japan, China, India, just look at them.”
He paused. “The Bwana has spoken,” he said and grinned. “As long as you are dependent on my plane, I shall feel superior and you my friend shall remain inferior, how about that? The Chinese, Japanese, Indians, even Latinos are a notch better. You Africans are at the bottom of the totem pole.”
He tempered his voice. “Get over this white skin syndrome and begin to feel confident. Become innovative and make your own stuff for god’s sake.”
At 8 a.m. the plane touched down at Boston’s Logan International Airport. Walter reached for my hand.
“I know I was too strong, but I don’t give it a damn. I have been to Zambia and have seen too much poverty.” He pulled out a piece of paper and scribbled something. “Here, read this. It was written by a friend.”
He had written only the title: “Lords of Poverty.”
Thunderstruck, I had a sinking feeling. I watched Walter walk through the airport doors to a waiting car. He had left a huge dust devil twirling in my mind, stirring up sad memories of home. I could see Zambia’s literati—the cognoscente, intelligentsia, academics, highbrows, and scholars in the places he had mentioned guzzling and talking irrelevancies. I remembered some who have since passed—how they got the highest grades in mathematics and the sciences and attained the highest education on the planet. They had been to Harvard, Oxford, Yale, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), only to leave us with not a single invention or discovery. I knew some by name and drunk with them at the Lusaka Playhouse and Central Sports.
Walter is right. It is true that since independence we have failed to nurture creativity and collective orientations. We as a nation lack a workhorse mentality and behave like 13 million civil servants dependent on a government pay cheque. We believe that development is generated 8-to-5 behind a desk wearing a tie with our degrees hanging on the wall. Such a working environment does not offer the opportunity for fellowship, the excitement of competition, and the spectacle of innovative rituals.
But the intelligentsia is not solely, or even mainly, to blame. The larger failure is due to political circumstances over which they have had little control. The past governments failed to create an environment of possibility that fosters camaraderie, rewards innovative ideas and encourages resilience. KK, Chiluba, Mwanawasa, and Banda embraced orthodox ideas and therefore failed to offer many opportunities for drawing outside the line.
I believe King Cobra’s reset has been cast in the same faculties as those of his predecessors. If today I told him that we can build our own car, he would throw me out.
“Naupena? Fuma apa.” (Are you mad? Get out of here)
Knowing well that King Cobra will not embody innovation at Walter’s level let’s begin to look for a technologically active-positive leader who can succeed him after a term or two. That way we can make our own stone crushers, water filters, water pumps, razor blades, and harvesters. Let’s dream big and make tractors, cars, and planes, or, like Walter said, forever remain inferior.
A fundamental transformation of our country from what is essentially non-innovative to a strategic superior African country requires a bold risk-taking educated leader with a triumphalist attitude and we have one in YOU. Don’t be highly strung and feel insulted by Walter. Take a moment and think about our country. Our journey from 1964 has been marked by tears. It has been an emotionally overwhelming experience. Each one of us has lost a loved one to poverty, hunger, and disease. The number of graves is catching up with the population. It’s time to change our political culture. It’s time for Zambian intellectuals to cultivate an active-positive progressive movement that will change our lives forever. Don’t be afraid or dispirited, rise to the challenge and salvage the remainings of our life
Culled from ibikunle fayemi's wall
Brought to you by Ejyke @derealnews.blog
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